Dear Neighbor Who Wears Visors,
12 Aug
Visors suck. I guess I kind of get wearing them for activities in which you want to keep the sun off of your face, but not trap heat on your head. For example fishing, golfing and tennis. However, coming home from work, sliding out of your Docker pants and into your Docker shorts and throwing on a visor – every day – is not a good look. In fact, it keeps me from guessing that you are in fact a previous generation douchebag (not to be confused with today’s breed of douchebag).
Get a hat. Or a pair of sunglasses.
Best,
Brooke
P.S. Oh, and you can pass this along to your friend/relative that wears them all the time too. He looks equally ridiculous.
One of the first blogs I read of yours was you getting cross at an old guy who had committed a traffic violation (cutting in in front of you? I could cheat and look it up) Anyway this post reminds me of that one and made me smile (I’m not even sure what you mean is it attached to the brim of a cap?) It made me think of a half-way house near where I currently live and some of the fashion statements those people make
Haha. Jane, that man still burns me up every time I ride by his house!
Amen. Even my three-year-old understands this concept. He’s like, “Mommy? Where’s the top of this hat?” I’m like, “Don’t touch that. That’s for douches.”
Haha. I like it that boy!