Multiple Stab Wounds
22 Feb
After nearly 8 weeks of positivity, today I wanted to stab three different people, including an old man who pulled out of his driveway as I was driving by, causing me to slam on my brakes and make an “are you kidding me face?” He then pulled up next to me and asked (quite sarcastically) if he had held me up. When I responded “No, but you sure scared me. My brakes locked up. I had to slam on them and I was only going 30!” He replied “You saw me coming.” UM HELLLLLO in your 95 fucking years have you forgotten about RIGHT OF WAY? When pulling out of your driveway, you are responsible to yield to oncoming traffic! Ugh, hours later and I still hate him. He had that you’re all young and in a rush tone about him and I didn’t appreciate it.
I am so moody it’s ridiculous. I swore I wouldn’t create useless, angry posts like this anymore, but today has been insane and writing it out does help a bit…and tracks my insanity – should it ever be needed in a court of law. Even a healthy round of protein rich meals and 20 minutes of exercise couldn’t help me. My emotions are out of control and well, I want to stab things. For now I am taking a stab at reading in bed. I promise to provide more entertaining content asap.







Wow, that guy sounds annoying. Things like that can put me in a mood for ages after too. Silly old people.
andy, i have rules about “right of way” laws printed up and sitting on my dining room table – i even drove by and got his address today. i really would like to mail them to his cranky ass. insane, i know, especially since he probably doesn’t even remember!
I just found your blog today, and I’m really enjoying it. My blood started to boil just reading about that old man. I had an interaction on a bus with a reeeeally bitchy pregnant woman over a year ago and I still get all pissed off and worked up about it when I think about what I shoulda said (not good at confrontation). Anyway, I can relate and I love the blog.
Hi Nicole! Thank you for visiting. I am glad you found me and hope you continue to enjoy what I have to say. It seems like there are certain groups of ppl that think they can get away with being rude….
“bah, i’m old”
“arrgggh, i’m pregnant”
“wah, i’m a baby”
haha!